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Canada vs. Mars: the Eternal Struggle

The age-old question is finally answered!

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[b]What Lars Ulrich sees when he closes his eyes.[/b]

I'm shooting for something plausible here.

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[b]Earthquake[/b]

Ronnie, the red-stripped warehouse worker and Paul the security guard were on their lunch break when The Big One struck. You help them escape a warehouse full of crashing crates in this fast-paced cooperative puzzle game!

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h1. PRACTICAL JOKE COPS
Use your sense of humor to capture the robbers! Use tons of pranks, such as the classic "stick your foot out in front of someone who's running" gag, which is shown here...

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h1. THIS IS SPARTA: The Game

Bring home the madness today on your Atari VCS video computer home entertainment system!

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[b]Gallagher[/b]

Be Gallagher as you attempt to take back your things from those Commie pigs. Collect all 8 watermelons and the Sledge Hammer of Justice to exit the warehouse. WIth over 25 increasingly larger and well gaurded warehouses to plunder, Gallagher will have to smash like never before to come out on top.

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[b]G-Day[/b]

You've patiently been waiting weeks for that high priced Gametap swag to hit your front door, only to find out the cargo plane carrying it was shot down over hostile territory due to the existence of secret U.S. military weapons systems on board. Use (borrowed) advanced U.S. military technology to evade and destroy enemy targets, while retrieveing both the weapons systems and what is rightfully yours. Game on, or game over.

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Present Hunt '09: Canadian Style

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h1. The Day the Earth Moved a Skosh

Play as either Klaatu or Gort in this video game sequel to the 1951 hit movie, "The Day the Earth Stood Still". The aliens, inspired by "guns for toys" programs as a stellar achievement toward world peace, and also reassured by mankind's floundering reach into space with the last moon landing decades ago, decide to implement a manditory "guns for gifts" program. Beam up weapons and parachute down gifts in progressively difficult levels from pacifists to "out of my cold dead hands" gun clingers.

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> > h2. Super Mustachio Bros. 2
> > The two favorite mustachioed --Italian plumbers-- Irish cops are back for another adventure in the --Mushroom-- Eggplant Kingdom. Help them rescue the beautiful Princess --Peach-- Plum from the evil clutches of King --Koopa-- Diamond.
>
> From what I understand, [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8g6tGpxbi0]King Diamond[/url] is one formidable final boss.

I'm glad someone caught the reference.
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[b]Bungling Bricktie[/b]

Those blasted crooks from the 70's are here again trying to walk off with your boss' stuff! You are Bungling Bricktie, with your club and your tie with a brick in it, level up and fight off the hordes of thieves so you don't get fired!

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> [b]Bungling Bricktie[/b]
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> Those blasted crooks from the 70's are here again trying to walk off with your boss' stuff! You are Bungling Bricktie, with your club and your tie with a brick in it, level up and fight off the hordes of thieves so you don't get fired!

THREAD WON, GAME OVER!

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[b]Weather Balloon 6[/b]

Those are just WEATHERBALLOONS! Nothing else! So, shoot them down! For... Economic reasons...? Yeah. That. Also, the US government denies all being in Canada trying to opress.
GFRB (Government Fact Rating Board) Notice: The fact that those are weatherballoons may change during online play.
CSRB (Canadian Software Rating Board) Notice: What are those Americans talking aboot, Eh?





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[b]Trip and Slide IV: No Hope[/b]

When this good cop goes bad, he will trip people! However, in Episode III, after he got cyborgificated, he decided to trip poeple...
NEAR FRAGILE OBJECTS!
Maximal damage ensured!





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[b]LEGO Friends 2[/b]

You figure out that one of your "friends" has a bat-shaped nose and spider webs in his/her hair!
ESRB: E(BN7P) for Everyone (But not 70's people)

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[b]Police Quest V: The Gallagher Riots[/b]

Jim Walls and Daryl F. Gates return to the gaming arena to bring you the next mind twisting installment in the award winning Police Quest series.

It is the summer of 2009. Rolling blackouts and record temperatures have brought the city of L.A. to the boiling point. Gallagher has brought his unique style of humor to a new level, by has hijacked the broadcast signals from the three major cable operators, broadcasting non-stop commercial free watermelon smashing.

The city of Angles is on the verge of historical violence. As now veteran police officer Sonny Bonds, you must bring Gallagher to justice before the city burns.

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[b]Manos: The Hands of Fate[/b]

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[b]Shazbot: The Orkin Invasion[/b]

Earth is aware of Ork's existance. Mork has been lost in time during his battle with Kalnik. Orson concludes that Earth must be neutralized.

As Exidor, the trial of our lord O.J. Simpson has brought you visions of Earths fall through the distribution of Orkin rainbow suspenders. Only you can stop the destruction of Earth. So, joint the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and get your... Man?!?!?

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Puberty: The Game

While trying to fightpimples, our hero used the wrong cream and grows bats on his face! Can you stop the bats in these 55 levels of nonstop action?

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[b]CSI: Buffalo Bill's Crawlspace[/b]

Return to the tension and horror of The Silence of the Lambs with this new game. Explore Buffalo Bill's basement with the CSI team and especially his newly discovered crawlspace! Find exciting clues to help solve twisted mysteries! What will the team discover inside the dark undiscovered reaches of Buffalo Bill's demented hideout? Get on the case today!

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[b]Cooking with Bear Grylls[/b]

When you don't have a kitchen, utensils, or even proper food how can one possibly enjoy a nice meal? Watch Bear Grylls from the popular TV show +Man vs. Wild+ prepare nutritious and wretched tasting meals to save your life. Recipes include: pine needle tea, guano hummus, creamy spider puffs, and elephant dung mousse.

Bon appetite!

Oooooooooooooooh man... so many good ones this week... and Goldenspiral had a Silence of the Lambs reference which is absolutely amazing due to my love of Hannibal Lector... judging this one's gonna be a bit tough...

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> Oooooooooooooooh man... so many good ones this week... and Goldenspiral had a Silence of the Lambs reference which is absolutely amazing due to my love of Hannibal Lector... judging this one's gonna be a bit tough...
I suggest that guy GAAAHH, he's awesome.

torg FTW!!! the robot not the game.

Have the winners of this contest been posted? Thx.