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wolfpup70
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July 10, 2009, 3:16 pm |
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I was on a site for oblivion mods and i saw this ad for evony >_< no joke what the hell were they thinking >_>
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buddha420
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July 10, 2009, 3:36 pm |
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Sex sells. I don't know what it has to do with Evony though. Maybe they're trying to woo the "35yo fat virgin living with his parents" demographic.
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buster42
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July 10, 2009, 4:20 pm |
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At the very least, this is the breast free web game.
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wolfpup70
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July 10, 2009, 5:08 pm |
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buddha420 wrote: Sex sells. I don't know what it has to do with Evony though. Maybe they're trying to woo the "35yo fat virgin living with his parents" demographic. | | |
isnt that what they get anyway with those types of games?
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jac1002
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July 10, 2009, 6:56 pm |
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buddha420 wrote: Maybe they're trying to woo the "35yo fat virgin living with his parents" demographic. | | |
maybe its a picture of that demographic. put that in your brain and smoke it 
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Rayven998
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July 10, 2009, 7:20 pm |
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Seems to me that if they have to resort to using this kind of ad, the game probably isn't very good to begin with.
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Rayven998
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July 10, 2009, 11:16 pm |
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jac1002 wrote: buddha420 wrote: Maybe they're trying to woo the "35yo fat virgin living with his parents" demographic. | | |
maybe its a picture of that demographic. put that in your brain and smoke it  | | |
OH GOD I THINK I'VE GONE BLIND!!!!!!!!!!
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jac1002
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July 11, 2009, 8:14 am |
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congrats on typing while blind.but it looks like you accidentally hit caps lock.
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Admiral_Frosty
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July 11, 2009, 9:24 pm |
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I remember seeing a two-page ad in a 1998 copy of Computer Gaming World for Shogo. It inexplicably features a bikini-clad lady. No reason. She's just there to grab your attention.
I still have that issue around, it's hilarious to go back and read the hype for games that totally sucked.
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LittlestCthulhu
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July 12, 2009, 8:34 pm |
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Shogo ruled! Take it back >:O
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Admiral_Frosty
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July 13, 2009, 7:37 am |
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I'm not saying Shogo sucked, but a lot of the other games in there? Yeah.
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LittlestCthulhu
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July 13, 2009, 1:34 pm |
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Mr_Wrenchit
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July 17, 2009, 3:54 pm |
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haha classic...wtf is evony anyhow...
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Admiral_Frosty
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July 17, 2009, 4:06 pm |
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I have no idea, but I'm making a conscious decision never to find out first hand. No page hits from me, scumbags.
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Alchemistlord
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July 17, 2009, 7:34 pm |
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Ok, what the crap?
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Admiral_Frosty
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July 30, 2009, 10:58 pm |
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Popcap's parodying them now. Great stuff!
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Themaster032
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July 31, 2009, 10:28 am |
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Mr_Wrenchit
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August 9, 2009, 4:25 am |
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wolfpup70 wrote: I was on a site for oblivion mods and i saw this ad for evony >_< no joke what the hell were they thinking >_> | | |
I dunno but i like it.
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eagleflies14
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August 12, 2009, 1:46 pm |
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Ok, i'll clear the air here, Evony is a turn based strategy game set in midevil times. You build your empire from a small village, and that's about it. I took part in the beta for it, and it flat out SUCKS. ---------------- Now playing: Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heavenvia FoxyTunes
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Rayven998
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August 13, 2009, 6:20 pm |
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eagleflies14 wrote: Ok, i'll clear the air here, Evony is a turn based strategy game set in midevil times. You build your empire from a small village, and that's about it. I took part in the beta for it, and it flat out SUCKS. ---------------- Now playing: Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heavenvia FoxyTunes | | |
When a company has to resort to using this kind of cheap cum on, you can usually assume the game ain't very good. 
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Admiral_Frosty
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August 13, 2009, 7:31 pm |
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Rayven998 wrote: When a company has to resort to using this kind of cheap cum on, you can usually assume the game ain't very good.  | | |
NO. NO. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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Rayven998
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August 13, 2009, 9:30 pm |
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Freyar
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August 14, 2009, 11:25 am |
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I used to play "Civony" (Either that was what it was before a namechange, or it's an exact copy for competing games.)
Either way though, the game is decent in the same way OGame was decent. A little turn-based game you could spend an hour on a day and see what happens tomorrow.
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