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July 10, 2009, 3:16 pm
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I was on a site for oblivion mods and i saw this ad for evony >_< no joke
what the hell were they thinking >_>


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July 10, 2009, 3:36 pm
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Sex sells.
I don't know what it has to do with Evony though. Maybe they're trying to woo the "35yo fat virgin living with his parents" demographic.

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July 10, 2009, 4:20 pm
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At the very least, this is the breast free web game.

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July 10, 2009, 5:08 pm
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buddha420 wrote:
Sex sells.
I don't know what it has to do with Evony though. Maybe they're trying to woo the "35yo fat virgin living with his parents" demographic.


isnt that what they get anyway with those types of games?

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July 10, 2009, 6:56 pm
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buddha420 wrote:
Maybe they're trying to woo the "35yo fat virgin living with his parents" demographic.

maybe its a picture of that demographic.
put that in your brain and smoke it :twisted:
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July 10, 2009, 7:20 pm
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Seems to me that if they have to resort to using this kind of ad, the game probably isn't very good to begin with.

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July 10, 2009, 11:16 pm
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jac1002 wrote:
buddha420 wrote:
Maybe they're trying to woo the "35yo fat virgin living with his parents" demographic.

maybe its a picture of that demographic.
put that in your brain and smoke it :twisted:
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July 11, 2009, 8:14 am
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congrats on typing while blind.but it looks like you accidentally hit caps lock.

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July 11, 2009, 9:24 pm
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I remember seeing a two-page ad in a 1998 copy of Computer Gaming World for Shogo. It inexplicably features a bikini-clad lady. No reason. She's just there to grab your attention.

I still have that issue around, it's hilarious to go back and read the hype for games that totally sucked.

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July 12, 2009, 8:34 pm
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Shogo ruled! Take it back >:O

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July 13, 2009, 7:37 am
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I'm not saying Shogo sucked, but a lot of the other games in there? Yeah.

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July 13, 2009, 1:34 pm
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Others are catching on, http://gawker.com/5313579/everything-wrong-with-the-internet-in-one-gaming-banner-ad-campaign/gallery/

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July 17, 2009, 3:54 pm
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haha classic...wtf is evony anyhow...


July 17, 2009, 4:06 pm
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I have no idea, but I'm making a conscious decision never to find out first hand. No page hits from me, scumbags.

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Ok, what the crap?


July 30, 2009, 10:58 pm
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Popcap's parodying them now. Great stuff!

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July 31, 2009, 10:28 am
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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August 9, 2009, 4:25 am
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wolfpup70 wrote:
I was on a site for oblivion mods and i saw this ad for evony >_< no joke
what the hell were they thinking >_>


I dunno but i like it.


August 12, 2009, 1:46 pm
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Ok, i'll clear the air here, Evony is a turn based strategy game set in midevil times. You build your empire from a small village, and that's about it. I took part in the beta for it, and it flat out SUCKS.

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August 13, 2009, 6:20 pm
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eagleflies14 wrote:
Ok, i'll clear the air here, Evony is a turn based strategy game set in midevil times. You build your empire from a small village, and that's about it. I took part in the beta for it, and it flat out SUCKS.

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When a company has to resort to using this kind of cheap cum on, you can usually assume the game ain't very good. ;)

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August 13, 2009, 7:31 pm
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Rayven998 wrote:
When a company has to resort to using this kind of cheap cum on, you can usually assume the game ain't very good. ;)


NO. NO. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

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August 13, 2009, 9:30 pm
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:lol:

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August 14, 2009, 11:25 am
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I used to play "Civony" (Either that was what it was before a namechange, or it's an exact copy for competing games.)

Either way though, the game is decent in the same way OGame was decent. A little turn-based game you could spend an hour on a day and see what happens tomorrow.

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