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 The Person Above You 
November 19, 2009, 10:09 am
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^ started an online petition to get David Hasselhoff to fight Arnold Schwarzenegger
for his Governor position.

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November 19, 2009, 2:26 pm
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^was afraid to throw in Mr. Palin, who just wanted to escape his wife Sarah.

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November 19, 2009, 9:38 pm
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^ secretly waiting with baited breath for "Going Rogue: The Motion Picture". :lol:

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November 20, 2009, 9:28 am
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^ convinced the studio to turn the movie into a vampire/werewolf buddy cop seriocomedy and it went on to sell MILLIONS!

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November 20, 2009, 3:35 pm
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^ is dressing up like a werewolf for the new Twilight movie premiere.

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November 20, 2009, 3:45 pm
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^Is dressing up as a pirate for the new Twilight movie premiere (he gets confused sometimes).

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November 20, 2009, 4:00 pm
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^ is dressed as a Mecha. (not for any event he just like them.)

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November 21, 2009, 4:31 am
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^ defeats villains with the machine guns attached to his buttocks.

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November 21, 2009, 5:09 pm
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^ can leap from the highest building and float gently to earth on the sleeves of his puffy shirt.

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November 22, 2009, 5:21 am
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^ tried to float gently down from a building but realized far too late that he is a clunky robot.

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November 22, 2009, 9:12 pm
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^ known to friends and enemies alike as a clumsy pirate because he regularly trips and falls on his "poop deck".

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November 22, 2009, 9:54 pm
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^Sticks knives into disk drives, and pretends it allows him to hack security systems and download data.

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November 22, 2009, 11:25 pm
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^ sticks knives into toasters.

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November 23, 2009, 1:37 am
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^ drops toasters into bathtubs.

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November 23, 2009, 4:03 am
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^ knows that nothing was ever proven in court.

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November 23, 2009, 11:59 am
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^ proved in court that burritos are not sandwiches.

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November 23, 2009, 8:37 pm
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^ proved in court that P.E.T.A. is not bread.

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November 24, 2009, 4:30 am
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^ knows this fact and yet refuses to stop eating P.E.T.A. members with butter smeared on them.

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November 24, 2009, 8:46 am
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^only knows this cuz he is next on the menu

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November 24, 2009, 1:33 pm
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^ wrote the best-selling cookbook To Serve Man.

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November 24, 2009, 3:12 pm
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^Was excited when he had Time Enough at Last too read all the books he wanted too. Then he broke his glasses.

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November 24, 2009, 3:28 pm
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^ is always told how lucky he is that beauty is in The Eye of the Beholder.

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November 24, 2009, 5:25 pm
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^ knows beauty is really in the eye of the beer holder.

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November 25, 2009, 12:28 am
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^ what he tells his friends when they catch him ogling Wanda Sykes.

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November 25, 2009, 9:01 am
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^ was thrown out of Sears for ogling the blenders.

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