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The first rehearsal of West Side Story: Final Fight didn't go so well once they figured out the two gangs were actually two gangs.

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And from that moment on, evolution removed dogs' incredible sense of smell.

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"Hey Cody! Watch me give myself an arm-hickey!"

My entry has more data than one post will allow, so I'll have to split it

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"Hey, that's a cute girl over there"
"Well, say something"
"Hi cutie"
"AHAHAHAHA YOU ARE ALL LITTLE BABIES! CRY SOME MOAR LIKE LITTLE BABIES!"
"Definately not a woman"
(Suddenly Vince from Shamwow appears as a giant floating head in the sky)
"HI! IT'S VINCE WITH SHAMWOW!"
"Woman or Man, the only thing that matters is that deep down on the inside, we're all not that guy."
"YOU AREN'T..... BUT WE ARE!"
"Wait, WHAT?"

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(Ninja Gaiden Boss Fight music plays)
(NES thunder noises are heard)
Giant Vince: MUAHAHAHA! NOW YOU MUST FIGHT FOR YOU LIFE! BEWARE OF SHAMWOW IMITATORS! IF YOU CAN CHOOSE THE REAL VINCE, I WILL LET YOU LIVE!

"Uhhh... is it the lady one?"
Giant Vince: "NO! THEY WERE ALL FAKE! I AM THE ONLY REAL VINCE!"
(Suddenly, the fake Vinces turn into shamwows)
Giant Vince: "MUAHAHAHA! CUT THEM IN HALF AND NOW YOU HAVE TWO SHAMWOWS! CUT THEM AGAIN AND HAVE EVEN MORE!"
(The shamwows separate into several smaller shamwows and attack the main character whose name I don't know)
"NO! NO! NOT THAT! SOMEONE SAVE ME!"
Mysterious voice: "Hi, Billy Mays here with Zorbeez!"
Giant Vince: "NO! NOT YOU!"
Main character guy: "Who... you? Billy... he's REAL?"
Billy mays then gives a confident "Yes" with a twinkle of confidance in his eyes"
Billy Mays: "COME TO ME, MY CHILDREN!"
(Suddenly, every Zorbeez in the world comes and joins with Billy Mays' mighy beard)
(Billy Mays uses the one-and-only Zor-beard to strangle the Shamwows, which bleed from the squeezing)
(Then, the blood of the shamwows is absorbed by the Zor-beard which gives Billy Mays THE ULTIMATE POWER)
Billy Mays: "Face my power-face, Vince!"
Giant Vince: "NOOOOO! THE LIGHT! IT BURRRRRRRNS!"
(Giant Vince then dies Mega-Man Style)
Billy Mays: "You're safe now"
(Billy Mays and the Main character then go to a scenic vista, with the wind blowing in their hair as they ponder their fates)
Main character: "Billy, I want to thank you for saving me back there."
(Billy Mays then looks toward the main character)
Billy Mays: "All this time I've known you.... there's been something I've always wanted to say..."
Main Character: "What?"
Billy Mays: "I....."
Main Character: "Yes?"
Billy Mays: "I WAS NEVER REALLY ON YOUR SIDE"
Main Character: "Wait Wha-"
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(Vince, who was disguised as Billy Mays kills the main character, then he is seen holding a gun to his own head, which he fires. As Vince's body falls to the ground, a watery sillhouette of Vince is seen, indicating that he has feigned death and still walks the Earth, which sets up the sequel. Speaking of the sequel....)

h1. Part 2: The Sequel

(Vince, who has for years had to share commercial time allotments with Billy Mays on the American Life TV network has finally eliminated the one person (the main character from the first one) who could stop him)
(The scene is set with Vince walking into the American Life TV headquarters, where he confronts the owner of the network)

Vince: "Well Mr. TV guy, it has come to my attention that people.... may not exactly care for my commercials."
TV guy: "And?"
Vince: "I have decided to make a new commercial, which adresses people's complaints"
TV: Guy: "Okay...."
Vince: "This commercial is so awesome that I demand it to be the only commercial broadcast on your network"
Tv guy: "But you've already got 90% of the network's ad time already! That would be inconsiderate to Billy Mays and those old people who didn't know acid reflux disease could be so serious! I REFUSE!"
Vince: "Haha! When I'm done with you, you won't be able to refuse!"
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(Later, Vince, who is disguised as the head of the network, calls a board meeting)

Vince: Gentlemen..... (Vince straightens his tie as if he truly believed he could de-scruffy himself any)
Vince: It has come to my attention that Vince Offer has a rather conVINCEing offer for us. He has proposed that the only commercial we show on our network be his new one.
(Cries of "Preposterous!" and "Never!" are heard)
Vince: I think you will change you mind once you see it.
(Vince puts a VHS tape of the commercial into a VCR, then plays it)
(The commercial, which contains hypnotic subliminal messages begins to play. As it plays, a trance falls over the room which compells everyone to buy shamwow)
(Then, the commercial airs all over the world, robbing people of their free will and 5 easy payments of 19.95)
(Meanwhile, Gordon Freeman is on the Xen border world, when he arrives back on earth, he and the enigmatic G-man are the only ones unnaffected)
G-Man (to Gordon): Work for me.... or die.
Gordon: ....
G-Man: Is that a "yes" I hear? I think it is! Now, go into stasis please.
(After an unspecified amount of time passes, G-Man pulls Gordon Freeman out of stasis and puts him onto a train)
Gman: "Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And to think all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until

Ok, that's my entry. It got separated over 2 pages, so it begins at the post before the previous one

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"Knock his block off!"

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As a girl stumbles into half-naked men dancing in the street..the floating hand directs where she should run to...quickly.

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AndoreJr"Why you little!"
Guy"But it wasn't my fault!"
cody"MOM!!! andore is at it again with guy again.

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[Guy]: "Hey! Are you the guy responsible for my partner's condition!?

[Haggar]: (In background) "Ahh! Ohh! I never actually wanted to be "packing heat"."

[Holly Wood]: "Watch it pal! My candy is sweet! Never rotten! Your buddy was bobbing in a different batch of apples! Any closer, and Holly Wood'll have to cut ya'!"

[Guy]: "Calm down. I think we can work something out; Holly Wood, is it? Rotten or not, I'll be having the same."

Winners are in!


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As Guy and Hagger wait patiently but in great pain, Holly Wood decides to favor the nice young girl with the next piggy back ride. Will they make it to the men's room in time?
Submitted by: Codeguru


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"Oh man, I shouldn't have eaten those leftover enchiladas! Where's the nearest port-a-potty?"
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_Fart Grenade!!!_
Submitted by: Hubris73
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Total Point breakdown is as follows:
Codeguru- 5
buddha420 - 5
Hubris73 - 5
jac1002 - 1
goldenspiral - 1
cfive - 4 (extra points awarded for melting my mind)
tsrblke2 - 1
chipster22a - 1
DanZero - 1
FyrewolfSeahawk - 1
buster42 - 1
GAAAHH - 1
cr4zyc0ley - 1
overknight - 1
incrediblue - 1