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So I'm just standin' here..
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jac1002
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April 14, 2009, 4:43 pm |
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 Re: So I'm just standin' here.. i forgot to light a match and was eaten by a grue...
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i woke up again but not in bed,this time i was in a dark cave...
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GAAAHH
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April 14, 2009, 5:02 pm |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. So I actually lit a match this time, when I saw...
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April 14, 2009, 5:48 pm |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. My old pal Billy Jim, who pointed at me and said...
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April 14, 2009, 5:56 pm |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. "I don't mean to scare you or anything, but you've got a monster right behind you..." So of course, I ...
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April 14, 2009, 6:03 pm |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. burst into flame and began reciting lines from Harley Davidson And The Marlboro Man, which caused the monster to...
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April 14, 2009, 6:07 pm |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. Scream some very naughty words while running off into the darkness, swearing bloody revenge ...
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April 14, 2009, 6:11 pm |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. Which turned out to be unnecessary since I forgot to extinguish myself
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April 14, 2009, 6:15 pm |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. So this time I lit the match, turned around, punched the monster in the nose and kicked it in the private parts, turned around to a very startled Billy Jim, and said ...
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April 14, 2009, 7:05 pm |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. "Do you know the muffin man?"
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April 14, 2009, 7:25 pm |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. "The muffin man?" he asked.
"The muffin man," I said, "who lives on drury lane..."
And he replied...
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bhamilton
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April 14, 2009, 8:27 pm |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. No, and then he told me....
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April 14, 2009, 8:32 pm |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. "But why does it matter anyway?." So I answered...
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April 14, 2009, 9:44 pm |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. "The real Billy Jim would know the answer to that question!", so I pulled out my knife and...
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April 14, 2009, 9:55 pm |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. cut off his balls, at which point there is a flash, and when vision returns, all that is left is a pile of ash. You look at it and say...
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GAAAHH
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April 15, 2009, 7:12 am |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. "Look behind you, a distraction!" And when he turned to look...
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April 15, 2009, 8:08 am |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. You stop in your tracks, wondering how the ^$@$ a pile of ash turned to look, and then....
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April 15, 2009, 8:40 am |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. you sneeze blowing Billy Jim ashes everywhere...
(the match is growing dim)
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GAAAHH
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April 15, 2009, 8:49 am |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. And you hear footsteps behind you!
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April 15, 2009, 9:00 am |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. you light a new match and see...
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April 15, 2009, 9:11 am |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. YOURSELF! It must be a doppleganger, you charge forward head first and...
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April 15, 2009, 9:32 am |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. Collide!causing a massive anti matter explosion!everything goes dark...
you now wake up in a strange field of purple wheat.it is night and a bright moon glows in the sky....
you see...
a scarecrow
a shovel
a tractor
a tree headed cow(this was a typo and was supposed to be three but tree sounds good lets go with it)
exits are north and south.
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April 15, 2009, 9:45 am |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. For comfort, you reach in your jacket pocket and squeak the squeaky toy.
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jac1002
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April 15, 2009, 10:45 am |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. get shovel.|this is a highly advanced game that can under stand complex commands please use better grammar|
get the shovel|the shovel is over there|
go to shovel|you are at the shovel|
get the shovel|you take the shovel|
go back to path|you are back on the path|
verbose|Maximum Verbosity|
L|you are on a path in a strange field of purple wheat.it is night and a bright moon glows in the sky....|
you see...
a scarecrow
a tractor
a tree headed cow
exits are north and south.
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April 15, 2009, 10:48 am |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. You attack the tree headed cow with the shovel, for no good reason other than your unexplained hatred of trees.
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jac1002
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April 15, 2009, 10:57 am |
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Re: So I'm just standin' here.. |you swing the shovel with all your might but fall flat on your face as the shovel goes though what you now see is a hologram of a tree headed cow.|
you hear laughter.
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