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 The Person Above You 
November 25, 2009, 11:34 am
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^ was thrown out of Madame Toussants for fondling the figures.

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November 25, 2009, 12:01 pm
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^ was thrown out of the Coors brewery for swimming in the fermentation tanks.

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November 25, 2009, 2:26 pm
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^ got locked in the brewery overnight whilst swimming in the fermentation tank and emerged the next day with strange beer-themed super powers.

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November 25, 2009, 6:54 pm
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^ can now sell my Urine as lighter-fluid.

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November 25, 2009, 9:14 pm
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^ sells his poop as military grade explosive.

(Sorry, seem to be thinking about poop a lot lately. buddha's fault :D )

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November 26, 2009, 3:33 am
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^ is a victim of stinkin' thinkin'. (get it? thinking about poop - stinkin' thinkin'?!)

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November 27, 2009, 1:41 pm
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^ puts on the ritz for a night out on the town and sets funny looks for wearing crackers.

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November 27, 2009, 2:29 pm
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^ performed "Puttin' On the Ritz" with Gene Wilder.

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November 27, 2009, 2:58 pm
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^ has a fear of hot soups.

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November 28, 2009, 1:59 am
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^ tries to follow in his grandfather's vootshtaps.

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December 1, 2009, 2:52 am
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^ was asked to leave Grandma's after Thanksgiving dinner for reportedly saying "Yo, hoes.
Where's my bottle of rum?"

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December 1, 2009, 9:45 am
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^ throws tiny,wedgie giving robots at school children.

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December 1, 2009, 10:09 am
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^ is not allowed to get within 500 feet of school children under penalty of law. :cry:

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December 1, 2009, 10:27 am
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^ is not allowed to own 500 feet of school children under penalty of law.

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December 1, 2009, 3:27 pm
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^ is not allowed to own 300 because of excessive re-enactments and yelling of SPARTA....................under penalty of law

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December 1, 2009, 10:00 pm
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^ is trying to get a law passed banning the ownership of any silvery colored, "J" shaped, barb ended pieces of metal (or as he calls them, assault weapons).

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December 2, 2009, 1:21 am
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^Says "Frak" all the frelling time.

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December 2, 2009, 9:18 am
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^ tucks his Minmei doll into bed every night.

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December 2, 2009, 11:23 am
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^ cloned himself to make his own Mini Me.

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December 2, 2009, 11:44 am
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^ cloned himself, and now can't remember which one is the original

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December 3, 2009, 10:04 am
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^ offered to cut the clones in half to see which one loved himself more and was therefor the real one but only made the problem worse by making four pieces to sort out.

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December 3, 2009, 10:18 am
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^ is recommended by 3 out of 4 buddha's

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December 3, 2009, 1:11 pm
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^Is that 1 dentist who doesn't approve Orbit Gum

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December 3, 2009, 11:13 pm
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^ was the only guy in the police lineup with his hand in his pocket. ;)

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December 4, 2009, 9:07 am
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^ was the only guy in the police lineup with someone else's hand in his pocket.

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